I always love kid jokes. Clean, fun, silly. Here’s a neat website I found that specializes in clean jokes submitted by children.
Insert your own comic rim shot after each one.
Here’s a sample:
Q. How do you make seven an even number?
A. Take the s out!
Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?
A. Anydog, buildings can’t jump!
Q: What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A: A zebra with a drumkit.
Q. How do you make a fruit punch?
A. Give it boxing lessons.
Q. Where can you find an ocean with no water?
A. On a map!
Q. What animal needs to wear a wig?
A. A bald eagle.
Q. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A. Because he lost his filling.